Monday, December 28, 2009

Giant Mosquito!

People say that its nice to be in the province (or countryside, or country, whatever...) because of the good environment - nice clean air, non-polluted waters, wide prairies, and large animals... Yes, large animals - dogs, snakes, cats, goats, even flies and mosquitoes...

Ang sarap sa probinsya. Kaso nakakatakot talaga ang lamok dito. Anlalake! Palibhasa masarap ang environment, kaya pati peste nage-enjoy. Judging by its color and features... u-oh...


And Merry Christmas to all of us! I know its a bit late, and I wasn't able to give you a decent Xmas blog - but that's because I'm on vacation, of course... ^_^
Have a blessed holiday anyway. And be careful of Bloodsuckers! Including this one:

PS: Don't expect glitters with this one!

Monday, December 21, 2009

December Class Resort! Overnight Galore!

Well, hmm... How should I give this new blog a good introduction? hmm.....
Oh, here's a good one -

My former college classmates (BS Class 2009) thought of having a good last 'outing' trip before the year ends, and since we were thinking about a typical Filipino out o' control 'outing' trip, it should include all of the following:

- A swimming pool. With luke warm water, probably like a hot spring. And probably something that could drown us. he he he.
- Booze. Hard liquor for the big boys (I'm not a big boy, and I am alcohol intolerant, so light beer will do good for me).
- Karaoke/Videoke. Something that we can exert all of our energies, especially when all of us get drunk. It's a necessity, just like a restroom or comfort room, or lavatory or something...
- Food. Who would survive without it? It includes coffee and noodles for a morning wake-up snack.

And when all of the above mentioned necessities converge into Goldilocks Alignment, what happens is an exponential increase in the level of mayhem, and that mayhem happened just yesterday. And of course there is no better way of showing you all of these non-sense than using pictures. No edition, no rendition - purely out of the memory card. HOT! HOT HOT! (well, and of course, you'll see a lot of blur-outs and red eyes, but HEY, pictures are better than nothing!):

I know! I know! Food's not ready yet! Don't Growl at me! ^_^ The Wolves are cooking!

Booze - your party is never a party without one...

Its just like another day in the spa, right? Wrong....

The Girls of the Party! I mean it!

They surely love portraits...

You can clearly see that he is singing a love song...

And this one ROCKS!

Beware of the Manny Pacquiao Syndrome.
Symptoms: doing some boxing poses and Pac-man impersonations.
Prevention: avoid people with such symptoms,
specially those who wear no shirts and jersey shorts
WARNING: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS!

What did I tell you about the Manny Pacquaio Syndrome?
It gets worse...

...And worse...and worse... One on the left is actually on its terminal case...


But Wait! There's the pool! Any kind of stress, from work stress to heavy alcoholism, or pure insanity, there's always a pool where you can wash your worries away...



And of course, the aftermath of all these non-sense is all compressed to one single expression:

"Post coitum omne animal triste est"

The body tends to become weaker and weaker as an aftermath of the disease called...Fun...



And still, there are some weird photos of conspiracies and scandals. FOR YOUR EYES ONLY, but well, except when you want to keep it in your brains (but it's kinda awkward though...).

Here is an exclusive photo of the elusive scientific mystery - The existence of MIBs, aka Men in Black...

And an exclusive photo of two drunk men imitating what seems to be two cowboys sharing the pleasures and pains of life (Patawad mga pre, di naman kita mukha nyo eh, hehehe ^_^).



Well, what can I say now that it's over? Well, the truth is, things like these never come to an end. I believe that sooner or later "this" will happen again. ^_^ But as of this moment, let it stay as a good overnight memory, and this memory will remain in our hearts...

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Beware of BPO Companies

I just quit from a BPO industry. Actually, basta nalang ako nag AWOL. Di ko na kaya policies nila, and it will be my deepest pleasure if they will terminate me immediately.

Here are some of the outrageous differences from an old-school (semicon is my example) industry versus a BPO (call center) industry:

1. Sa old-school(semicon ako dati), kapag umabsent ka, absent ka. Di kailangang mag OT no pay ang mga teammates mo. Sa BPO, kapag umabsent ka, may consequence sa mga teammates mo (like OT NO Pay for each team member), at magagalit pa sila sayo, at mumurahin ka pa behind your back (things like "mamatay ka na lang" or "wag ka nang babalik"). Naranasan ko yung emotional blackmail ng team leader ko:
"Tatay ko (who was hospitalized) or teammates ko (who rendered 30 minute No Pay OT for 3 consecutive days, Haha para naman matuto kayo ng humility!)".

2. Sa old-school, kapag late ka, bawas sa sweldo mo yun at syempre may consequence sa performance mo. Sa BPO, kapag late ka, bawas sa sweldo mo, kailangan mo pang bawiin ang late mo, may immediate sanction ka pa, at may consequence pa sa compliance mo, at sa groupmates mo. Shit.

3. Sa old-school, ang kasama ko mga mature na tao, mga matatanda (30 to 40 years old, but even people of lower age display elderly and respectful manners), mga tunay na professionals, at kagalang-galang. Sa BPO, mga kabataan na tumagal lang ng 7 years, professionalism na ang religion nila, pero ni hindi nga nya maramdaman na magreresign na empleyado nya, magaling na nga performance mo bulok ka pa rin, at sya pa rin ang magaling. Nakakainis, Power Tripper talaga...

4. Sa old school, performance mo, performance mo lang. Kung bulok ka, malalaman nila, at mag-isa ka lang dapat mabulok. Sa BPO kapag bulok ang isa, bulok lahat. I know its team work, pero feeling ko mas lalong bubulok ang bulok kapag pinagkakaisahan na sya. Hindi lahat ng tao, mabilis matuto. Para sakin, magalit ka lang sa tanga kapag may namamatay na sa kabilang linya, nakatanga ka pa rin. Palibhasa kasi, performance ng isa, performance ng lahat. It's either galingan sa pagtuturo, o i-counseling nyo na lang. Kung ako, sasabihin ko sa kanya mag-resign na lang sya at maghanap ng ibang trabaho.

5. Sa old-school maraming manginginom, sunog-baga, mabisyo, babaero, etc, etc... Sa BPO, mas maraming manginginom, sunog-baga, mabisyo, babaero, lalakero, etc, etc at a worse condition, at mga talubata (kabataan, para sa mga non-old age speakers) pa. Sa old-school kasi mga tunay na mature ang mga tao. Kung may bisyo man, magyosi man let's say, dun sa di kita ng tao, o kaya sa malayong lugar. Kung maginuman man, walang anunsyo sa lobby na akala mo naghahanap ng away, at sa bahay-bahay lang, either videoke o kaya Playstation, or swimming kung may holidays. Sa BPO, papasok ka pa lang sa lobby amoy usok ka na. Paglabas mo sa umaga, sa halip na morning dew malanghap mo, usok at bad breath. Kapag tiningnan mo sa malayo akala mo nga may sunog sa lobby ng building eh. Pagdating sa inuman, syempre tuwing umaga yan. Parang aswang, ang nightlife nila umaga. Ok lang naman ang Starbucks, sino ba namang may ayaw ng mahal nilang kape, pero kailangan mo bang i-anunsyo sa lahat ng tao, three times na pupunta ka ng Starbucks? Maa-appreciate pa namin kung sasabihin mong marami kang pera...

6. Sa old-school, kung naiihi ka, umihi ka. Kung natatae ka tumae ka. Wag kang magkakalat sa cleanroom o kaya sa operating room. Sa BPO, pagalingan sa pagcontrol - talo ka kung BIOMAN ka (y'know, Bio breaks). Or better yet, seryosohin mo ang running jokes nila - arinola o kaya catheter.

7. Sa old-school, ang company mo may client, client mo may customer, pero wala kang interaction sa customer ng client mo. Ang poproblemahin mo lang, yung kumpanya mo. Sa BPO ganun din naman - company has clients, clients has customer. Kaso ang agent tatlo ang kalaban - yung BPO company, yung client ng company, pati yung customer. Kahit confident ka na masosolve mo problema ni customer, hahanapin ni customer american agent parin, wala bang balls ang mga clients na yan na harapin ang customer nila? Takot sa irate customers?. Sa bagay, Filipinos offer cheaper work force, but it shouldn't mean that we are cheaper than those Westerners.

8. Sa old-school, may kooperatiba - nagkakapera ka na, nakakatulong ka pa. Sa BPO, ang alam ko wala - ano bang alam ng mga talubata sa mga ganung bagay? Credit card lang ata ang alam nila.

9. Sa old-school ang party wholesome, mas lalo na kapag xmas party - may comedians, family-valued entertainments, celebrities (with real entertaining talents ha) - as in for a fun-filled family day talaga. Ang venue, kung hindi malaking parking lot (kapag medyo mahina ang ekonomiya), sa araneta coliseum, sa cuneta astrodome, etc, etc. Sa BPO, ewan. Isipin mo na lang kung anong uri ng party ang nasa isip ng mga kabataan ngayon. Tsaka syempre sa gabi yun. Tsaka yung attendance mo inuungkat pa, akala mo gumawa ka ng kasalanan kung di ka sisipot.

10. Sa old-school, wala kang e-mail, wala kang instant messenger, wala kang sariling computer, (well, based on my experience ha), pero masarap ang usapan at kwentuhan. Marami kang natututunan through verbal communication - stories about love and life, work and play - mararamdaman mo ang buhay mo. Sa BPO, puro heads-up and messages, pero di naman nakakaheads up (mapapailing ka lang). E-mail address mo napupuno pero data laman, IM mo bigla na lang bumubukas mas lalo na kapag may calls ka. Peste sa trabaho, istorbo pa.

11. Sa old-school, kapag may problema ka sa isang tao, ramdam yan ng iba kaya napaguusapan. Sa BPO, pwede mong murahin yung customer through mute button, pero yung katabi mo tinatamaan, haha! Customer service kuno, plastikan ang labanan. I have some sort of rubik's complex (and martyr complex as well), kaya di ko minumura customer, kahit gaano pa sya katanga - I just wanna solve the problem. Kaso yung ibang mga agents, ginagawang stress reliever ang pagmumura sa customer plus mute button. Haay.....


I'm not bragging, but with all honesty, my last stats show an average handling time (AHT) of 5 minutes and QA is 96%. They said it was good for a newbie, and they say "Good Job" which comes out of the nose (shit, mas gusto ko wag na lang kayong magsalita). Pero nakukunsensya ako (kahit papaano) na basta na lang akong nawala, which rendered a lot of OTYs (Overtime thank you!) from them. Well, uunahin ko pa ba sila sa tatay ko na isinugod sa ospital? No way, man....

Kung ang mensahe kong ito ay napaka unprofessional para sa iba, sasabihin ko sa kanila na "SA INYO NA PROFESSIONALISM NYO, ULOL!" Para sa akin, character parin ang mahalaga. Di bale nang magutom ako, atleast napanatili ko pagkatao ko. Sabihan mo na akong impraktikal at tanga, sabihin ko sa yo "dakila naman", at hinding hindi na ako papadala sa tamis ng pangako ng call center jobs.

Syempre di ko naman nilalahat, pero kitang-kita naman - dahil sa nagbabago na ang panahon, at sa panahon ng kahirapan tulad ngayon, pera-pera nalang ang labanan, nawawala na ang prinsipyo ng Dangal sa Paggawa. Basta may trabaho, lunok na lang ng lunok ng bato. Hindi lahat nagiging Darna, kaya tigilan nyo na ang pag-aasam ng madaliang hiring.

Professionalism is my enemy, I do not believe in its principles. Or maybe I just have a different view on what professionalism is all about. Maraming tao sa mundo ang janitor lang, noodle vendor lang, katulong lang, pero nandun ang puso nila.

To be able to have your heart in your work, that's what's important. When you are in a state where you love your work, you don't have to be professional. That is why even though there are people who have blue-collar jobs (or what others call a dirty job), they are perfectly happy.

I found this exerpt from Skye Thomas' website:

"The salesman has replaced his real authentic personality with a fake personality. That is professionalism, a fake personality displayed at work. Professionalism is that happy happy joy joy smiley face that people often feel forced to maintain. No matter what is happening in your real life, you are to behave as if you are a perfectly happy robot at work. I hate professionalism. It alienates people from each other. It makes the world a colder uglier place. As a consumer, all things equal, I would give my business to someone w
ho is authentically grumpy instead of someone who is pretending to be super nice"

Sana marealize ng mga tao, mas lalo na ng mga kabataan, na hindi talaga maganda yung sakay lang ng sakay sa kung ano ang uso at kung anong madali. Nag-apply ako sa call center industry, kasi gusto kong masaksihan ang katotohanan sa likod ng usapan tungkol sa pangako ng magandang buhay ng pagtatrabaho sa isang call center agency. Professionalism kono, di naman pala masaya.

Para dun sa mga nagtatrabaho sa mga BPO companies na hindi sumasangayon sa kin, well congrats. Nawa'y masaya kayo sa buhay nyo. Dun sa mga kagaya ko ang experience - Haay..... Alamin na lang natin sa sarili natin yung tunay na gustong maging tabaho ng puso natin at tuparin ang tunay nating mga pangarap...

PS: I wonder how high their attrition rate is... probably I'm the 7th one to leave the company...

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Gundams Galore! Life Sucks!

Yeah... Life is lonely, specially when you're a sucker - like me. But hey, it ain't that bad as long as you've got something to keep you smiling ^_^. Well, as of me I'm starting off with a new collection of gundams - just like what I did years before. But this time, it's a lot bigger.

Well, I'm not a newbie when it comes to collecting gundam models (toys for non-nerd lovers out there), but one would say that I'm not a pro either. I just want to have a collection of something.

Enough bla-blahs already. I have pictures to walk the walk ^_^ (Well, it's not the best collection in the world to brag about but hey, at least I've got something):

Recently, there were just three of' em. And Now there's five:

Introducing one of the new members of my collection; High Grade Gundam Astray Blue Frame Second Revision (Clear Color Version):



And one of my favorite gundams in the Gundam Universe; High Grade Gundam Deathscythe Hell Custom:



And close-ups of my old toys, ha ha...


Kinda messed up painting this one... Such a shame because Gundam Wing is my favorite...


And of course my most favorite gundam, Master Grade Wing Gundam Zero Custom:

Well, what can I further say.... Keeping these toys (cough, cough...) really makes me relaxed and it gives me a bit of purpose in life. Soon I'm going to add up more and more models, and make a separate web site for my models. Wish me luck! (Life really sucks...)


Oh, and something for the boys, ha ha!!!


That was Yoko Littner of Gurren Lagann. ^_^ Have a nice day!!!!!


Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Update: New Skin, New Twilight Movie...Oh...


Well, nothing to say really.... Just dropped by to give this haven a new layout (just like my Friendster's)...
Update: I found a new layout in Google, and kinda left the old blue stones layout that I had before.

And by the way - the new Twilight Movie is comin' (New Moon - 2009). You might as well have a look at this pre-release photo:

Blade: "Keep your (girl)friend close... Keep your enemies... Closer..."
Supra: "Sige na! Saktan na yang pa-cute na yan! DIE EDWARD! DIE!!!"

I'd never appreciate the idea that famished anaemics are handsome... ^_^
Oh, and just in case - I don't own this picture, so please don't sue me...

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Call Center Job Career


I recently have no job (and not planning to have a serious one yet), but I need(want) to buy a lot of things...

The quickest solution that came to my head is to apply on a call center company. Jobstreet provided the application and 4 days later I received a call from a glamorous call center corporation - I was given a schedule for an initial interview.

Before the interview, my illogical half-brain (preferably the right hemisphere of the brain) was talking about imitating Dr. House's charismatic way of talking. And so I did... Wow, it really feels good to speak like Dr. House...
.......
Well, it turned out to be a very bad idea;


Here is the actual congratulatory letter the company gave me for a job well done.
The shame, the agony, and the pain - they're attacking my brain - but "it's not lupus. It's never lupus." ' ^_^

House sampler, anyone? The last part could probably explain my interview fiasco...


Thursday, July 9, 2009

New Katrina Halili Video, Michael Jackson, Slumdog Millionaire. Et Cetera...


It's been a week since graduation day (and ofcourse, the Busted Day) and still I'm in my personal dilemma (Dilemma, by the way, is a word that means 'I can't see a thing' ^_^). No work, no money, and not even attending any review workshops whatsoever. It is complete emptiness....

I just feel so empty that I actually want to puke....

Ergo, (because of the aforementioned reason and the infinite free time i have today, except when I feel really sleeepy, that's when I feel like time stops - literaly!) I drowned myself with tons of movies by watching HBO and Star Movies, and experienced suffocation by watching too much science stuff with NatGeo, History and Discovery Channel, commited suicide with AXN with shows like House M.D., CSI, and Video Zonkers, even finding some of my favorite anime on local channels like Studio 23 and TV 5.

So what happened?
I saw rare movies like Silence of the Lambs, School for Scoundrels, The Martian Child, No Country for Old Men, Love in the Time of Cholera, Perfume: Story of a Murderer, etc., etc...

And then comes another Katrina Halili Video... haha... This one is not for the faint of hearts!




Haha! It really feels good when scandals become spoofed - it kinda taught them a lesson at least (somehow ^_^').

Well, what's more is Michael Jackson's Death. Honestly i don't give a damn about the King of Pop, unlike those busy bodies who gave you this perfect mug shot of Michael:



Those crazy assholes really creep me out. I mean, they made Michael Jackson a horror movie character. Well, I know Michael Jackson's issues like the Hanging Baby and the Kissing Monkey and the child abuse, but hey, I knew from the very beginning what will happen to him - jokes and running gags will come his way. Do you remember that part in Scary Movie 3 where Micahel Jackson was portrayed as a child molester? Hollywood is a real bitch - one day you're a hero and then the next day you're zero. You'll be a hero again when you die. Bitch.... they even called him Jacko Wacko!



And now that he's dead, they pay tribute to the King of Pop. Hypocrites!!!!

Let's go to the lighter side of things. Well, I know it's kinda late about this topic, but better late than never. I was watching one of the spoofs in TV 5's Loko Moko High (Gag Show), and it was about the song JaiHo by the Pussy Cat Dolls. A bit curious, albeit reluctant I searched the web about the meaning of the song (I knew it was somewhat Indian in nature - obviously) and found out about the original JaiHo by AR Rahman which was produced for the movie Slumdog Millionnaire (Americans really love to remake things that would sell millions - like hotcakes...). Further wikipedia-ing led me to the movie - Slumdog Millionaire.


Well, they say its an Award winning movie (Academy Awards to be precise) so I watched the movie (don't ask me how)....

Hmmm..... With all honestly I really do not appreciate the movie that much. But hey, they said it was a 'Feel-Good Movie' and I did felt good afterwards (Indian Charm I guess ^_^). What really amazed me is that the movie depicted India in a realistic sense (I believe even the wealthiest countries have something to hide, like poverty, squatting, and ofcourse, the slums), eventhough the story is fictional (based in the novel Q&A by Vikas Swarup, Indian ofcourse). What also amazed me is that the movie is actually directed by Danny Boyle (co-directed by Loveleen Tandan for India), and the film is not Indian - the movie is a British Film.
The film also raised my awareness in the issues of portraying movies about other countries. To know more about the movie issues:


and for the movie of course:


I'm already tired of writing so, I guess you have to work it out yourselves. hehe...
Its already 7 AM - Oh Geez ^_^' - maybe I'll just take a little snooze... Ta-ta!!

Friday, June 26, 2009

A New Beginning!

Musta? Did you like my new Ian's Haven? Gundam-inspired ako ngayon - Perfect Soldier in its finest! At sasamahan natin yan ng madramang background music! Teka.... nasaan na ang background music?!

Hmmm.... Anyways, medyo malungkot ang buhay ko ngayon - a heartache is the last thing I need to wake me up into reality. And now that I am awake, kailangan ko ng maganda-gandang Intro - parang Phoenix ba - namatay at nabuhay na muli from the ashes of my own accursed hellfire.

It has to be portrayed by a Phoenix-like figure - something that has Wings to represent flight and freedom, a very macho-like appearance for strength, but it should also be of very great stance and form to show grace and appeal.

Think.. think... think.... Aha!!!!

Eto ang ultimate come back ni Ian Recio!!!





Astig.... sana may Ganyan din ako tapos lahat ng may atraso sa kin KAKANYUNIN KO... eh?!.... That last phrase didn't sound right....
^_^'
God, I'm so unlucky...

Update: Nasira ko yung bago kong gundam template para sa blog ko, so medyo ala ring kwenta ang blog post na to...

Thursday, June 25, 2009

The Purpose of Ian's Haven - Unrequited Love

I know that actually there is not a lot of people who knows this page. Nobody knows why this blogspot exists except me ofcourse.

Today is the day I graduated as an engineer. And today is also the day that I discovered that the love I cherished for a very long time is actually an unrequited love. This day, which should have been a very fulfilling day, became the day that I realized why I created "Ian's Haven".

A Haven is actually a place where i could rest and a place to protect against the outer elements. It is not a house nor a home. It is not a house because a house is a material object that we could physically rest our tired body and physically protect us from harm. It is not a home because a home gives our soul and mind a sense of metaphysical rest, as well as emotional nourishment through the help of our family. 

If a house could not give your body a rest, and a home could not give a family-like comfort, where else could you go? Just like how wolverine said it: "Home is not where the heart is - it's where we go when there is no other place to go".

A haven is a metaphysical place where no one could comfort you but yourself. A house is just a house, and I really really never believed in the principle of having a home. That is why I believe that a haven is a suitable place for me.

My Haven - ian's haven is a place where I could comfort my self from the emotional harm, speak my feakin mind out, and be myself without the words of the outside world. It is my retreat, it is my hiding place...

Today is the day that I gave up in the concept of love. In the beginning of my self-awakening, I just realized that I don't really believe in God, but I believe in love. Eventhough I was hurt, I still held on the idea of love. But now, everything changed. I just realized that even if I give my heart and soul in loving a person, it will never make me happy. A man could never ever give unconditional love.

Only God could give unconditional love. He could give it without expecting anything in return. I tried to immitate that - having faith that I could also give something without asking something in return. I envy God so much - so envious that it became hatred. I hate God, and that turned into not believing in his words. But after all, I am still afraid of Him.

I love her, the girl who believes in God. As a matter of fact, she is the closest thing to God that I could ever know. I gave to her the faith I never gave God. I told her, that she can do a lot of things if she will believe. I love her. But I never expected her to love me in return.

But I am human. As a human being I feel fear. I fear of being alone and lonely. The fear of being forgotten. I fear of not feeling special. And as a human being, I suddenly wanted something. I want to be loved.

But I do not know love. I do not know how it happens, how it is conceived, and how to nurture it. I just want it.

And now I know that it is over, I am in chaos. Lost. Being with her is all that is in my mind. It kept me on thinking that maybe it is best this way. But it hurts, it hurts so much that it makes me think of nothing else.

I feel separated from myself. I feel like half of me is liberated by saying "I love you", and half of me is turning dark because of the melancholy love brought onto me. Somebody save me please.

That is what brought me back to the reason why I created Ian's Haven. Even though I do not believe in God, I still am looking for his grace, asking him to let me see his face, so that I could start believing again. Asking him to bless my haven, to keep it safe and warm for my heart to heal.

It's cold in here. It is so hard for a person who doesn't know love, to ask for love in return. I wonder how far my haven could shelter me. I have a lot of things to say, but they just couldn't keep on staying in my mind for me write them out. 

Emptiness and hopelessness are in my heart right now. If only somebody could save me now..
I'm just waiting in my Haven. So please, come visit me. Please...

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Gundam vs Voltes V

I'm a gundam fanatic. My favorite is Gundam Wing. And when people say that Gundams are just another kid stuff, I highly disagree. They are the epitome of what the human imagination can design.....

Cut the crap, you know what I mean - hindi sila basta-basta robot na dapat ikumpara sa Voltes V o kaya Daimos na akala mo walang logic na basta na lang naging robot na sumisipa at maraming weapons. I mean, look at this:


Mukha ba syang ordinaryong "robot" lamang?! This thing is a beautiful work of art!
Ikumpara sa pambansang robot ng Pilipinas:


Mukhang timang talaga si Voltes V. Biruin mo si Voltes V may piloto kahit sa paa?
Sa paa, na kanya ring isinisipa sa kalaban?

Oh, tingnan nyo to - ito ang latest na gundam na ipo-produce ngayon. Tingnan nyo mabuti na walang panama si Voltes Cinco sa kanya - Unicorn Gundam:


Oh di ba? Panis! Kaso nung nireresearch ko yung history ng gundam, nakita ko na 1979 ipinalabas ang kauna-unahang Gundam series, samantalang ang Voltes V was aired in Japan in 1977. So naconfuze ako - bakit mas maganda ang mga Gundams kesa kay Voltes V?

Nashock ako nung mapanood ko ang unang opening theme ng kauna-unahang Gundam series - tapos nasabi ko sa sarili ko - I love you, Voltes V:



Holy Cow.... I guess I should ask for absolution from those I offended, saying Voltes V is a wuss...

Saturday, June 6, 2009

My Hobby for Life



Actually I won't call it a hobby anymore. It's already an addiction. Dati mga maliliit lang ang kinukolekta ko, kaso nasira na sila lahat (huhuhu...). Kaya eto, gumagawa na ko ng bagong set ng koleksyon. Ü

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Di po si Hayden Kho yun... Ako po Yun!!!

This blog is about the sex scandal in which Katrina Halili's 'lust video' was taken via a hidden voyeur camera by Hayden Kho while they were doing their lovey-dovey in a private room somewhere out there.
The video was meant to be a private trophy for Hayden, but some vengeful spirit (whoever that is!) released the video in (cyber)space, where a lot of spectators gasped in shock (saying, "Si Katrina ba yun? ang labo naman...).

The face of Katrina Halili was further identified with a shocking video of Katrina dancing to the tune of "Careless Whisper" (really, really careless... hehe..). The video showed some hint of drug abuse by the actress, which to this date, she denies profusely.

This video made Katrina Halili squirm for justice which lead to the Senate's hunger for the video, err, I mean hunger for a hearing.. haha (F*CK ALL STUPID POLITICIANS TO DEATH!!! T*NG-IN* NYO, DYAN KAYO MAGALING!) Hayden's reputation as a doctor hangs in a thread due to this 'monstrosity' (as dubbed by the general public) which to my opinion is Hayden's "kinky hobby"...

But this is what's really going on - Di po si Hayden yung nasa video. That was yours truly on the film!

Opo - You heard it right. Di po si Hayden Kho and tao sa likod ng video na yun. Ako po yun!!!
In fact, yung senate hearing po na naganap ay isang prerecorded mock video kung saan pinalitan po ang aking mukha ng mug shots ni Hayden Kho. Eto po ang katibayan:

Hmmmm.... weird, it should be me, not Atoy Co.. Anyways, teka - let me search my gallery....... Ayun! Eto na:


Kitang-kita nyo po kung gaano ako napahiya sa lahat ng tao mas lalo na sa harap ng mga f*cking politicians pagkatapos ng aking voyeurism... Pero sa totoo lang po it all started with this painting of Katrina and me:



Well... hindi po sya as enticing as the video pero kitang-kita nyo po ang ligaya sa aking mukha na lubos ko pong pinagsisisihan.... At least di ako pinaliguan ng mineral water sa hearing... haha!

Pero, kidding aside, it reminds me of the almost-the-same sex scandal that happened in Hongkong a few years before this remake here in the Philippines. It was between the actor Edison Chen and the sensational (and supposedly reserved and modest) Gillian Chung. Not only Gillian Chung but as well as another actress named Cecilia Cheung (which in my opinion is an analogy of Maricar Reyes who was allegedly involved in another sex video with Hayden Kho) and alot more actresses.

My opinion regarding the sex video of Kho-Halili is that why on earth should a lot of people be so f*cking concerned about this matter. I mean, it's not the first case of any sex videos released in the country with the same story of voyeurism and sexual eroticism (remember Ethel Booba and that Basketball player?). They really really made a media sensation out of it. Nakaka bad trip, because it really wouldn't be an issue in which we really need to spend a lot of time and effort specially on the side of the politicians. Ang daming nagugutom sa pilipinas, sex video pa ang nasa utak nyo.

As of Katrina, I really really believe it was a foolish move for her to reveal to the world her sexual prowess to an absurd level. The sex video was not even worth a mug shot. Umamin ka naman t*nga ka eh di ka naman mamukhaan sa video. Mas nakikita pa nga ang kep*as mo kesa sa mukha mo. You were crying alot during the senate hearing, which annoys me a lot kasi sarap na sarap ka sa ginawa sayo ni Hayden during your sexcapades. So ipagpalagay na nga na natin na your a victim of such monstrousity, to go public about it was Whoa! To the next level talaga. As compared to Maricar Reyes' video, mas masasabi mo talaga na mas malaki ang karapatan nya na magreklamo kesa sa yo, because one could really tell that it's her (well, of course it's my opinion).
Oh well, since nandyan na yan, go-go-go for the justice, pero you can never remove from the masses' mind that you were once the Katrina Halili who shoved her p*ssy up towards Hayden's face...

As of Hayden, there's only two words for you - Gago ka. Natikman mo na nga, may video ka pa. At ang dami nila. Such kind of eroticism is just unbelievable. Iba na talaga kapag may influence ka. Well there's another two words for you -Tanga ka. You're stepping inside the world of celebrities in spite the fact that you have a secret like that, nagpabaya ka pa. I don't know, but I guess you really really are sorry aren't you? Well, kung tatanggalan ka ng lisensya because of that, it's kinda irrelevant, but assuming na may lalapit pa sayo na normal na tao - alisan ka na nga lang ng lisensya.

To Lolit Solis and the 'Mother' -anak ng teteng... Ano ba yan?! Sawsaw kayo ng sawsaw, kaya lumalala ang issue. I really do not respect these kind of people. They are always talking non-sense to the public. Remember Lolit Solis' past endeavors with scams and scandals?.... i mean, who wants to listen to these bunch of rants? What good difference would your opinions do to the already gangrenous situation? Sana may laman naman ang sinasabi nyo, hindi puro pa-amboy at papansin lang! Worthless trashes! Burn in hell!

I haven't heard a thing from Maricar Reyes (google her, err, I mean google her name to know who she is) but I found her action to keep it down and silent quiet decent. But I also recommend that she take legal actions in a private manner. It would be very very difficult though, kasi walang iginagalang ang media (parang sex video, tira lang ng tira, kasi bastos ang mga yan at walang remorse, at hindi iniisip ang consequences para sa ibang tao), so I guess it really wasn't a good idea at all - opinion lang naman...

And finally, to those f*cking politicians of our beloved Philippines!....
GRARARUGESEEARExayuwcubvrNRPNR!!!!
The country is suffering from more serious problems, and this is your idea of saving the country?! Bullocks! How about the issue of mass unemployment?! How about the issue of the country's competitiveness in the global market?! How about the issue of squatting and housing inadequacy?!Poverty?! Quality Education?! Military Prowess and Nationalism?! Terrorism?! Graft and Corruption?! Nepotism?! Megalomania?! And your top priority of that moment is what? Justice against Sexual Perversion?! T*NG-IN* NYO!!!
They could have just handled the matter privately with the judges and the lawyers, hindi naman kayo kailangan dyan! Biruin mo ang Senado sumawsaw sa SEX SCANDAL! Hanep!!!!

Bottom line, a wound cannot be cured by placing another wound on top of the other, but it is better not to subject ourselves to the things that we know would eventually cause us wounds than to wound ourselves because we know that it is sensationally good! - BECAUSE THAT'S MASOCHISM! SHET! >;-@ geez... too much news and current affairs really pisses me off...

For reference, I give you the careless whisper video. Enjoy!:


Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Sex Scandal: Sa Flat namin.. Mismo!

Di ko alam kung paano sisimulan ang kwento, but it's fucking weird... yeah, you heard me right -fucking weird! Kasi sa dinami-dami ng lugar na pwedeng paglabasan ng init ng katawan, bakit dito pa sa flat namin! Kapal talaga!...

Well, kasi di namin talaga inaasahan na may makikita kaming ganito sa bahay, pero for morality's sake naman! Di na nahiya sa mga kasambahay! This is outrageous!

It all started when we kinda noticed the room (large room, you couldn't actually sense when someone's coming...). We knew they were there, but knowing that they are nice couples, pumasok kami to... you know, talk and chat... To our surprise - Aba! - patay ang lights! But we could hear the moans.... So we grabbed anything we can grab - not our dicks and cunts - the camera ofcourse and Kaboom! we saw them broke the law of the house!

At eto pa, nung mapansin nila na may camera na nakatutok, what do you expect - they covered their faces.... well, for evidence, eto po ang mga photos mga kababayan!:

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Uy, gusto makita... ^_^
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Well, pasensya na.... Mukhang may mali ata sa mga pictures na to..... Di ko lang masabi kung ano....
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Ah, mali yung sequencing! Dapat nahuli yung picture na nagkabukingan na!.... ^_^'....