The video was meant to be a private trophy for Hayden, but some vengeful spirit (whoever that is!) released the video in (cyber)space, where a lot of spectators gasped in shock (saying, "Si Katrina ba yun? ang labo naman...).
The face of Katrina Halili was further identified with a shocking video of Katrina dancing to the tune of "Careless Whisper" (really, really careless... hehe..). The video showed some hint of drug abuse by the actress, which to this date, she denies profusely.
This video made Katrina Halili squirm for justice which lead to the Senate's hunger for the video, err, I mean hunger for a hearing.. haha (F*CK ALL STUPID POLITICIANS TO DEATH!!! T*NG-IN* NYO, DYAN KAYO MAGALING!) Hayden's reputation as a doctor hangs in a thread due to this 'monstrosity' (as dubbed by the general public) which to my opinion is Hayden's "kinky hobby"...
But this is what's really going on - Di po si Hayden yung nasa video. That was yours truly on the film!
Opo - You heard it right. Di po si Hayden Kho and tao sa likod ng video na yun. Ako po yun!!!
In fact, yung senate hearing po na naganap ay isang prerecorded mock video kung saan pinalitan po ang aking mukha ng mug shots ni Hayden Kho. Eto po ang katibayan:
Hmmmm.... weird, it should be me, not Atoy Co.. Anyways, teka - let me search my gallery....... Ayun! Eto na:
Kitang-kita nyo po kung gaano ako napahiya sa lahat ng tao mas lalo na sa harap ng mga f*cking politicians pagkatapos ng aking voyeurism... Pero sa totoo lang po it all started with this painting of Katrina and me:
Well... hindi po sya as enticing as the video pero kitang-kita nyo po ang ligaya sa aking mukha na lubos ko pong pinagsisisihan.... At least di ako pinaliguan ng mineral water sa hearing... haha!
Pero, kidding aside, it reminds me of the almost-the-same sex scandal that happened in Hongkong a few years before this remake here in the Philippines. It was between the actor Edison Chen and the sensational (and supposedly reserved and modest) Gillian Chung. Not only Gillian Chung but as well as another actress named Cecilia Cheung (which in my opinion is an analogy of Maricar Reyes who was allegedly involved in another sex video with Hayden Kho) and alot more actresses.
My opinion regarding the sex video of Kho-Halili is that why on earth should a lot of people be so f*cking concerned about this matter. I mean, it's not the first case of any sex videos released in the country with the same story of voyeurism and sexual eroticism (remember Ethel Booba and that Basketball player?). They really really made a media sensation out of it. Nakaka bad trip, because it really wouldn't be an issue in which we really need to spend a lot of time and effort specially on the side of the politicians. Ang daming nagugutom sa pilipinas, sex video pa ang nasa utak nyo.
As of Katrina, I really really believe it was a foolish move for her to reveal to the world her sexual prowess to an absurd level. The sex video was not even worth a mug shot. Umamin ka naman t*nga ka eh di ka naman mamukhaan sa video. Mas nakikita pa nga ang kep*as mo kesa sa mukha mo. You were crying alot during the senate hearing, which annoys me a lot kasi sarap na sarap ka sa ginawa sayo ni Hayden during your sexcapades. So ipagpalagay na nga na natin na your a victim of such monstrousity, to go public about it was Whoa! To the next level talaga. As compared to Maricar Reyes' video, mas masasabi mo talaga na mas malaki ang karapatan nya na magreklamo kesa sa yo, because one could really tell that it's her (well, of course it's my opinion).
Oh well, since nandyan na yan, go-go-go for the justice, pero you can never remove from the masses' mind that you were once the Katrina Halili who shoved her p*ssy up towards Hayden's face...
As of Hayden, there's only two words for you - Gago ka. Natikman mo na nga, may video ka pa. At ang dami nila. Such kind of eroticism is just unbelievable. Iba na talaga kapag may influence ka. Well there's another two words for you -Tanga ka. You're stepping inside the world of celebrities in spite the fact that you have a secret like that, nagpabaya ka pa. I don't know, but I guess you really really are sorry aren't you? Well, kung tatanggalan ka ng lisensya because of that, it's kinda irrelevant, but assuming na may lalapit pa sayo na normal na tao - alisan ka na nga lang ng lisensya.
To Lolit Solis and the 'Mother' -anak ng teteng... Ano ba yan?! Sawsaw kayo ng sawsaw, kaya lumalala ang issue. I really do not respect these kind of people. They are always talking non-sense to the public. Remember Lolit Solis' past endeavors with scams and scandals?.... i mean, who wants to listen to these bunch of rants? What good difference would your opinions do to the already gangrenous situation? Sana may laman naman ang sinasabi nyo, hindi puro pa-amboy at papansin lang! Worthless trashes! Burn in hell!
I haven't heard a thing from Maricar Reyes (google her, err, I mean google her name to know who she is) but I found her action to keep it down and silent quiet decent. But I also recommend that she take legal actions in a private manner. It would be very very difficult though, kasi walang iginagalang ang media (parang sex video, tira lang ng tira, kasi bastos ang mga yan at walang remorse, at hindi iniisip ang consequences para sa ibang tao), so I guess it really wasn't a good idea at all - opinion lang naman...
And finally, to those f*cking politicians of our beloved Philippines!....
GRARARUGESEEARExayuwcubvrNRPNR!!!!
The country is suffering from more serious problems, and this is your idea of saving the country?! Bullocks! How about the issue of mass unemployment?! How about the issue of the country's competitiveness in the global market?! How about the issue of squatting and housing inadequacy?!Poverty?! Quality Education?! Military Prowess and Nationalism?! Terrorism?! Graft and Corruption?! Nepotism?! Megalomania?! And your top priority of that moment is what? Justice against Sexual Perversion?! T*NG-IN* NYO!!!
They could have just handled the matter privately with the judges and the lawyers, hindi naman kayo kailangan dyan! Biruin mo ang Senado sumawsaw sa SEX SCANDAL! Hanep!!!!
Bottom line, a wound cannot be cured by placing another wound on top of the other, but it is better not to subject ourselves to the things that we know would eventually cause us wounds than to wound ourselves because we know that it is sensationally good! - BECAUSE THAT'S MASOCHISM! SHET! >;-@ geez... too much news and current affairs really pisses me off...
For reference, I give you the careless whisper video. Enjoy!:
